Wednesday, March 31, 2010

April Fool Messages

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the
King of Fools

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....

The 1st of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose 4 pure merriment.

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter ur hands in between ur zip…
Take out ur...
Book from ur bag and study

When u feel lonely & alone &
Can’t see anyone around u,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along wid me.
I'll take u to an Eye Specialist.

April Fool Messages
- Fool Sms

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Punjabi Messages

Why do yoU think I SMS you
Is it because I care ? Or I miss you
Or I love you ? Or I need You ? No ! It's bcoz
I need a person 4 just time pass

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

mery ishq dy vich mashkook na ho
nai aj tk ghalat nigah kiti
teri her mulakaat me enj kiti
jewain musa naal khuda kiti
nai fark kita teri puja wich
nai khatreyaan di pawah kiti
ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti

tusi door gaye intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita
tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita

Baba bulaha shah farmaya
kalleyan ishaq kamana okha
kisay nu yaar bana okha
payar payar ta her koi bolay
kar k payar nibhana okha
Har koi dukhaan te hus landa
kisay da dard vandana okha
Gallan naal nai
rutbey milday
Jogi bhes vatana okha
koi kisay de gal nai sunda
Lokaan nu sumjehana okha

Punjabi Messages
- Fool sms

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Funny Sms Messages

A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It's a SMILE from me to u!

One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you.

Thinking of U this lovely morning,
As the sun starts shining,
So my dear charming,
Here is my good morning,
Keep smiling frm morning till evening.

Funny Sms Messages - wife Messages

Jokes Sms

I can survive,
And still jive
Though you are gone

Doesn't really matter
My heart wont shatter
What if I am alone

Let the flowers bloom
Let the birds chirp
I wont drown in gloom

Let the wind whisper
Sweet nothings,
Let the cloud flirt

The fragrance,
the lilting melody
The nightly croon

Nothing can make me miss you
Nothing can sway

it rained today...

Reply with quote
Silent Words Across A Screen.
How Could They Mean So Much To Me.
I Promised Myself I Would Not Cry.
Then A Silent Tear Falls From My Eye.

What Did I Do, What Did I Say,
To Make You Change Your Mind, The Day You Went Away.
Everyday, Waiting For A Sign
To Let Me Know, You Might Still Want To Be Mind.

Andother Day Comes And Goes,
I Want To Write, But I Can't, I Know.
You Said You Needed Me More Than I Needed You,
Why Would You Say That, If You Knew It Wasn't True?

Jokes Sms
- Funny Poetry Sms

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Easter Sayings

The Easter feeling does not end,
It signals a new beginning of nature spring
And brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

Easter Sayings

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Greetings Sms

When u find a DREAM
inside ur HEART...
don't ever let it go...
Coz dreams r the tiny seeds
frm which beautiful
Hv a dreamful day!

Life is only traveled once
Today’s moment becomes tomorrow’s memory
Enjoy every moment, good or bad
Bcoz the gift of life is Life itself
Have a nice day

Whatever is warm & inspiring,
Whatever means most to u,
Whatever makes u smile & bring u joy
That’s what I wish for U!
Have a great Weekend

The more u count your blessings
The more blessings u will have, to count
I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing
God Bless u each day
Have a nice day!

I’m not supposed to love you,
I’m not supposed to care,
I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do…
I’m sorry I can’t help myself,
I’m in love with you.

Greetings Sms

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Missing You Sms Jokes

When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at you,
your heart beat tells you something true,
That some 1 badly missing you

9 lessons in life
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
and learn to say
you miss me

Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart
In every blink of my eyes
In every second of Time and
In every moment of the Day

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

Missing You Sms Jokes

Dirty Text Messages

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

Your soul can ache
Your heart can break
Your confidence can shake
Your smile can be fake
But your life can never be a mistake

You are the smile on my face
You are the waltz in my walk
You are the sparkle in my eye
You are the melody of my song

You’ve always been a part of me
Yet you know nothing of my existence
I know that is the reality that is the deal

I sit here alone
Wallowing in self pity
Thinking about the laughing clowns
That is dragging me down…

I feel out of control of my life
The pain I feel cuts like a knife
I long to be dead and gone
I know the show will carry on

I’m a fly
And I fly around till I get smashed
Around and die
There are so many of me you could’nt count
I fly in your face and sometimes get in your mouth
You slap me to the wall and i die
I m annoying
I m a fly

Dirty Text Messages
- Naughty Sms

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Sympathy Sms

Whom the heart of man shutz out,
Sum times the heart of God takez in,
& fencez them all round about,
With silence mid the worldz loud din.

Just wanted u 2 know u are in my thoughts
I have been thinking of u
Hope this brings sunshine 2 ur day
Let’s get together soon 4 lunch, give me a call.
Just as u hav been 4 us, we r alwayz here 4 u.

No person is ever truly alone.
Those who live no more,
Whom we loved,
Echo still within our thoughts,
Our words, our hearts.

When someone we love passes away,
We ache, but we go on;
Our dear departed would want us to heal,
After they are gone.

Grief is a normal way to mend
The anguish and pain in our hearts;
We need time to remember and time to mourn,
Before the recovery starts.

Let's draw together to recuperate,
As we go through this period of sorrow;
Let's help each other, with tender care
To find a brighter tomorrow.

Sympathy Sms

Friday, March 12, 2010

Get Well Soon Wishes

Let’s Go, Get Up, Stop Faking It;
Get Your Sorry Behind Off That Bed.
Try Positive Thinking To Get Back To Work.
Your Illness Is All In Your Head!
At Least That’s What We Hope.
Looking Forward To Your Return.
Get Well Soon

Take Good Care Of Yourself,
Friend. We Hope To See You Up And
Running And Back At Kommies Again.
The Place Just Isn't The Same
Without You

very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

I hope you're feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I'm always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!

Why you chose this particular time to get sick
Seems to us an insensitive choice
So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth
Come back so we all can rejoice
We Miss You

Get Well Soon Wishes

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Marathi Text Messages

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde...
lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Marathi Text Messages

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Condolence Sms

I am deeply shocked at the suddeness of your mother's demise.
May God give her eternal rest and may her soul rest in peace!
Please accept our condolences and be strong!
In deep Sympathy!

I was takenback to see the untimely demise of your MOTHER,
share my deepest condolences and grief on this moment.
May the lord bless her the peace in heaven.
convey my regards to one and all in the family.

At this hour of sudden demise of your mother we coimbatore
fropper friends share our heartfelt CONDOLENCES with you.
Let her soul rest in PEACE in the feet of ALMIGHTY.
Have courage to face the situations and we are all
with you in sharing your irrepairable loss,which no words
can fill in.

It is extremely sad for us to know of the tragic incident.
All your dear ones, your family and your friends are your pillars of strength at this moment.
May you have the courage. May the departed soul be in peace.
Deepest condolences from the fropperites.

Condolence Sms

Short Hindi Sms

you happy i happy
you sad i sad
you cry i cry
you laugh i laugh
you fell down in mud
i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak

There Are Three Kinds of Engineers in This World
Some Make Wonders Happen
Some See Wonders Happen
Other Wonder What Happened

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children

Seize the moment of excited curiosity
on any subject to solve your doubts;
for if you let it pass,
the desire may never return,
and you may remain in ignorance.

Sweet like honey
costly like money
blessing like shower
smile like flower
cool like ice
A friend so nice
guess who ?
hey it me not you

Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Short Hindi Sms

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Good Morning wishes

The breeze has awakened the earth,
and sun has Colored our world.
The birds have added melody to the morning &
I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning.

Night has gone and the moon too.
Sun has arrived with the sky blue.
Open your beautiful eyes,
There is a sms for you.
“Good Morning”

This lovely morning,
Even though the sun is out shining,
Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes,
The whole place has brightened up,
Good morning and have a great day

I pray for your life that you truly deserve,
A life as good as your heart,
A life as bright as your smile,
And life as wonderful as you are!
Gud morning

Smile is a source to win a heart…
Smile is a name of lovely mood…
Smile creates greatness in personality…
So never forget to Brush daily…
Good Morning

Good Morning wishes

Friday, March 5, 2010

Friendship Love sms

some thing can not be described
some moments can not be shared

If u Trust Someone
trust Till The End
Whatever Be The
In The End
Either You'II Have A
Very Good Friend
A Very Good Lesson

IF u Want to "MISS"me,
IF u Want to "FEEL"me,
Close ur Eyes& keep ur Hand on ur Heart,
Then Listen.
Yes!Its me

life starts with sound but ends with silence,
love starts with dear but ends with tear,
&true friendship starts with however but ends never.
some feelings can not be explained
some words can not be described
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend

Always in my happiest
and saddest moments,
you are my best friend and confidante.
I come to you for everything,
and you listen to me without judgment.

its my last sms 4 u
last boleto
L-love u always
A-all time miss u
S-save u
T-true friend in my life

A Wish
No tears 2 depress U,
Only joys 2 Surround U,
Many friends like me 2 Love u,
ALLAH Himself 2 bless U,
These r my very special wishes 4 U,
2mrw &

Friendship Love sms

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Independence Day Greeting

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice.
Happy Independence Day

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day

Other might have forgotten
But never can i
The Flag of my country
Furls very high
Happy Independence day
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

"M" is 4 the million things she gave me
"O" means only that she's growing old
"T" is 4 the tears she shed 2 save me
"H" is 4 her heart of purest gold
"E" is 4 her eyes, with love-light shining
"R" means right, & right she'll always be

Your loving nature & ur delicate words
will always flow through me like a gentle
flower. Make sure this day is ur day
and rule with pure enjoyment and pure luv

I am so grateful & blessed for having
special mother like you. I appreciate u a lot. Take
care always and God bless. Wish u a
good health & pleasant Happy Mother's Day

Happy National Day
Na Na
Happy Birth DAY
Oh i forgot

On Independence Day
Here’s wishing our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…

Mothers Day Wishes - Independence Day Greeting